- Baby: m-m-m
- Mother: what are you trying to say? mommy?
- Baby: MEGATRON HAS FALLEN. I, STARSCREAM, NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS.
i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore
i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs
"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
I hope that this year you find someone who likes the same weird shit you do and that you two make out to arctic monkeys and eat pizza